I have a typewriter (seen above). I have some... • Ice Cream Motor.

I have a typewriter (seen above). I have some paper. The Postal Service is in Straits and we all miss having pen pals. Let’s get some correspondence going. Let’s do this. All you have to do is email to letterme[at]wastedwords.net:

Your Name
Your Mailing Address
Your Topic(s) of Conversation (which I may ignore, at my discretion)

And I will type a letter to you. No guarantee on when I will send the thing. No guarantee on length. No guarantee on making things up. No guarantee on quality or margins. Copy paper and Mead envelopes. BARE BONES LETTER WRITING.

Here is what people are saying about my letters-

“Not since Paul has there been a writer of letters so worthy of preservation.” - Chris Sims, Sumter, SC

“RJ has shed dazzling white light on the neglected era of the original hunt and peck.” - Olivia Todd, Brooklyn, NY

“Stand aside, Hemingway! Drink poison, Steinbeck! You’re an ugly old whore, Wolfe. The new face on the scene is — White!” - Jon Morris, Seattle, WA

“After a seemingly endless series of crushing disappointments which left even his more diehard fans weeping openly in dismay, Mr White comes roaring back to his classic electrifying form with this most recent effort.” - Andrew Lin, Brooklyn, NY

“By far the longest Tweet I’ve ever read.” - Stephen Levinson, Brooklyn, NY

NOTE: You do not have to live in Brooklyn, NY to get a letter, but I could certainly understand the confusion, given this sampling.